good lord, maybe you can do this on your own time and not ours. what's next? hi steph wait a second while i flush the crapper. archie bunker flush now that's great radio. >> stephanie: please don't flush when you call me. [toilet flushing] >> stephanie: all right. 17 minutes after the hour. what do i say when i say soda stream? in my head, fun wow! >> fun! wow! you used it last weekend and you were like oh, my god, it is so exciting. >> really exciting. >> stephanie: it is a toy. it is a science experiment. soda stream -- >> it turns tap water -- >> stephanie: into soda in less than 30 seconds. why didn't i do this for my 8th grade science fair project? everybody loves it. it transforms water into fresh fizzy soda in seconds. no lugging storing no disposing of sodas and cans. it is environmentally friendly. it is a great-looking machine. it has a -- you snap on the bottle, fill it with cold water snap it on, push the button and does it actually go -- shh? >> bottles around you explode. you've seen the commercials. >> stephanie: now you're going to disappoint p